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John
Title: Hunting Season, Part 4
Rating:  PG-13
Genre: Untamed AU
Length:  22,000
Warnings:  some bad language and mild violence
Disclaimer:  Don't own them, not for profit, blah blah blah copywrite cakes

Summary:  After a camping trip John and Rodney have an accident and wind up stranded in a picturesque little town in the BC Rockies that isn't quite the Rockwellian place it seems.   They have to survive until dawn, but the big question is who will kill them first - the townspeople or their new allies?


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John
Title: Hunting Season, Part 3
Rating:  PG-13
Genre: Untamed AU
Length:  22,000
Warnings:  some bad language and mild violence
Disclaimer:  Don't own them, not for profit, blah blah blah copywrite cakes

Summary:  After a camping trip John and Rodney have an accident and wind up stranded in a picturesque little town in the BC Rockies that isn't quite the Rockwellian place it seems.   They have to survive until dawn, but the big question is who will kill them first - the townspeople or their new allies?


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Part 4


John
Title: Hunting Season, Part 2
Rating:  PG-13
Genre: Untamed AU
Length:  22,000
Warnings:  some bad language and mild violence
Disclaimer:  Don't own them, not for profit, blah blah blah copywrite cakes

Summary:  After a camping trip John and Rodney have an accident and wind up stranded in a picturesque little town in the BC Rockies that isn't quite the Rockwellian place it seems.   They have to survive until dawn, but the big question is who will kill them first - the townspeople or their new allies?
 
Author's Note: I know I haven't posted here in awhile, but holy hell - did the entry sizes shrink considerably?  Sheesh.


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Part 3

John
Title: Hunting Season, Part 1
Rating:  PG-13
Genre: Untamed AU
Length:  22,000
Warnings:  some bad language and mild violence
Disclaimer:  Don't own them, not for profit, blah blah blah copywrite cakes

Summary:  After a camping trip John and Rodney have an accident and wind up stranded in a picturesque little town in the BC Rockies that isn't quite the Rockwellian place it seems.   They have to survive until dawn, but the big question is who will kill them first - the townspeople or their new allies?

Author's Note:  I'm baaaaaack.  And here's another story idea that came from a dream.  I'm sad I couldn't work the polar bear into it, tho.


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SGA Drabble: Rodney's VD Rant (G)

geek squad
Title: Rodney's VD Rant
Rating: G
Length: 611
Warnings:  none
Disclaimer:  Don't own 'em, not for profit, blah blah blah copywrite cakes.
Summary: Who would be so cruel as to send Rodney an anonymous Valentine?
Author's Note:  Was walking through the store and passed all the VD crap (yeah, this fugly single gal hates that day with a passion) and suddenly Rodney's voice was ranting in my head....
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“Roses are red, violets are, are, are….”  Rodney’s voice trailed off into a splutter and he nearly crushed the bright pink Valentine he was holding.  The heart shaped sucker attached to it fell off and plunked onto last few crumbs of his cheesy Spam bake.  “They are so not blue!” he finally managed to get out.  “Violets are purple.  Or lavender.  Or pink.  Or, or, or white with purple edges.  Not blue!”

“Gee, for an astrophysicist, you know an awful lot about flowers,” John said out of the corner of his mouth.

“Nana had them all over her house,” Rodney snapped back.  “And that’s not the point.  From a scientific standpoint this is completely inaccurate.  Now, if they did it for the sake of the rhyme, I can understand because absolutely nothing rhymes with purple.  Well, not real words, anyway, and in that case they simply could have reversed it – ‘Violets are purple, roses are red…’.”

“You’re completely crazy and sick in the head,” John muttered.  He glanced over at Teyla and had to bite the inside of his cheek – the amused twinkle in her eyes about made him crack.

Rodney just slumped and flashed his crooked scowl.  “Oh, har har.”  He held up the card and waved it threateningly in John’s direction.  “Did you do this?”

“Why would I give you a….”  John squinted at the card.  “…My Little Pony Valentine?  Please – Top Gun or Princess Bride would be more my style.  If I did things like that.”  He picked up his coffee to hide his smirk as he took a sip.

Rodney thought about it for a moment then nodded spastically.  “Yeah, yeah, that’s fitting.”  He looked at Teyla. “Do you know anything about this?”

Teyla shook her head.  “No, Rodney, I do not.  But I think it’s sweet someone sent you a Valentine.”

“An anonymous coward did,” Rodney muttered.  Then his gaze rested on Ronon.

Ronon pointed to the sucker.  “You gonna eat that?”

“Of course I’m going to eat that!”  And to prove it, Rodney picked it up, snapped the wrapper off, and popped it in his mouth.  Then he stood and shook his finger at the team.  “I will find out who sent this, and when I do, they will pay for this joke.  Mark my words.  Pay.”  He picked up his tray and stomped away.

Now that his back was to his friend, John allowed a huge grin to split his face.  “Oh, man – if I’d known it would get this much of a reaction, I’d have done this years ago.”

“You are bad,” Teyla intoned solemnly, but then she smiled as well.  “However, I am in fear for your health if he finds out.”

“I’d be more afraid for your hair,” Ronon said through a shit eating grin.

“Yeah, well, I’ll be ionized for a week, so what.  Been there, done that, got the hell zapped out of me every time I touched something metal.”  John shrugged.  “I’ll live.”

“Where did you get it, if I may ask?” Teyla said.

“Keller had them in the infirmary for the Athosian kids – asked if I could have one for the sucker.  So glad they weren’t Transformer or Batman ones – the reaction just wouldn’t have been the same.”  He picked up his coffee again and grinned into it.  Then as he sat his cup back down he ran his free hand over his hair – this was probably the tamest it was going to be for awhile.

Carson joined them at that moment, and as he sat he had the most bewildered expression on his face.  “I just ran into Rodney in the hall.  Why is he ranting about flowers?”

John barked out a laugh.  “Oh, yeah – I’m toast.” 


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SGA Fic: Holiday Cheer (G)

geek squad
Title: Holiday Cheer
Rating: G
Genre: Team, Humor
Length: 999
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, not for profit, blah blah blah copy write cakes.

Summary: It's Christmas time and while on an away mission things go awry.

Author's Note:  Look!  I wrote!  The muse coughed up a hairball!!  Enjoy.

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Halloween Has Come Early

Peek-a-boo
Well, Halloween has come early to the neighborhood. The roomie and I were out winterizing the swamp cooler and all the other neighbors are out with their kids enjoying the beautiful fall day. They start clustering around something in the grass, the kids are freaking and yelling, "It's real! It's real!" We get curious, go over and look, and lo and behold there appears to be a skinned human hand laying there with the tips of the fingers chopped off. *cue "Who Are You", and I have the urge to take my now dark glasses off, pose, and make an off-hand quip. Heh* Well, party pooper that I am I say, "That looks like a black bear paw."  Thumb and wrist bones just don't look right for human - thumb too flat against the rest of the "hand" and the sawed through wrist bones are just too bulky.  Yay, I can use some of my physical anthropology ejumacation!!
A policeman is waiting out their right now for his sergeant, who is an avid hunter, to confirm.  

*Update* - it's bear. 

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A dream too funny not to share

Magic Fingers John
 Had a Supernatural dream last night wherein Dean had been turned into a woman.  At one point Bobby yelled at him, "Quit playing with your funbags and focus!"

"I was adjusting!" Dean yelled back.

Heh.

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Me & My Kayak
The muse, however, has become a bloated corpse caught in a snag in the river of life.

Back to hurting non stop, sleeping only 3-4 hours of broken sleep a night, haven't been able to kayak yet this year because the car needs a head gasket and transmission seal replaced before I dare take it out on the highway for longer than 10 minutes and the pay cut with my new job keeps things pretty damn tight with all the new doctor appointments and whatnot....  

Just flat out tired of real life in general.  The only good thing in my life right now is my diabetes, and that's 'cuz I'm rockin' with my numbers. 

At least the reading muse is in overdrive after a year of hibernation and has powered through a dozen books in the last 2 1/2 months.  At least something creative is stirring.  Started 4 different stories, 2 in the Untamed Universe, 1 in canon, plus an entirely new original beast inspired from a marathon of Soul Eater episodes (awesome anime series, btw) with a main character who looks like Joe Flanigan (oh darn).

Been having great thunderstorms this week, at least.

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SGA Fanfic: So Not Fair (G)

Dynamic Duo
Title:  So Not Fair
Rating: G
Category: Team
Length: 3,545
Disclaimer:  Don't own them, not for profit, blah blah blah copyright cakes.

Summary:  How come Rodney never gets the cool gifts?  Huh?

Note:  Written for a screen cap challenge in a Yahoo group, and the tinu reference is from my story "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot".

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